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[bio] [band] [trooper] [the stenfender] [emotian] [band] Trooper aka Roman was born on one the most emo-est days of the year .. valentine's day. When Trooper was a youngin, his parents decided they would take him to a Madonna concert. Trooper was a big fan and thought it was the bestest birthday present ever. Trooper's parents ended up losing him at the concert (on purpose). Trooper cried and cried. Security found him and decided to take him 'round back to meet Madonna and maybe cheer him up. Madonna decided to keep him for her own. She had bigger, better plans for him. You see Madonna wanted Trooper to be her lover. There were two problems with that, 1. Madonna was with Vanilla Ice and 2. he was not legal. Madonna had enough lawsuits on her hands, she didn't need oen more. She put him to work in her sweatshop, hey if she couldn't have him , the next best thing would be to watch him. Trooper was very creative and was the one who created the pointy bras.. that's right. He was definitely number 1! Trooper created quite a buzz in the industry! Soon after, Madonna no longer wanted Trooper around because 1. He was taking away from her fame wich is the real reason she made that Sex book (too get her fans back) and 2. He was too old for her. yes he reached the age of 13. Poor Trooper had no home and because he was so young he was frowned upon by big name clothing people. Yes too old for Madonna, too young for the big clothing people but just right for Michael Jackson! Trooper thought no good would come of this so he hide from Michael and his Monkey. One day Trooper met some people that were going to a stag and doe. He joined them. One of the girls tricked Trooper into taking moonshine ... deadly alcohol. He earned the name Trooper since he survived a night of puking and not remembering one damn thing... poor Trooper. The people he met dropped him off at the nearest McDonald's and left him for dead. He didn't really know what to do next so he licked his finger and pointed it to the sky, for direction of course! That is when he saw a young man holding up three fingera nd a girl holding up two... 1.2.3.. coincidence.. I think NOT! At the young age of 7 The Stefender had it all; she lived in Masonville, had the bling bling, crystal, bitches and the hottest ride -a 1992 hot pink Barbie convertible. One day while cruising in the 'Ville side, Stefender heard a noise coming from behind some trees. Seeing as she was and still is the toughest kid on the block, she decided to investigate. She found a box, on it was a label that said EMOJI. It was a game. She brought the game home and started to play. This game wasn't like any other, the pieces would move by themselves and it was playing real sad music. She rolled the dice, her piece moved and landed on the EMO money MO problems space, then the board read. "You were rich and now no more. you will live in the play place until it pours! Your time in confinement will be done when you are reunited with #3 and #1" She was a confused lil bling blinger. All of a sudden the room started to shake, she was then sucked into teh game and spit out in a new location. Yes my friends she was in the McDonald's play place and she couldn't get out. That is when the little message on teh board made sence. She knew she would be able to leave when the rain would start. she waited days on end and still no rain. She was sad and cried all the time. Sure children would come in and play with her, but then they would leave her when their food was read. Damn that fast food.. She was second best. To make her feel semi loved, Ronald and Grimus gave her the name 2. The Hamburgler gave her a real name. The Stefender.. but no one knows why, he was sketchy anyways so no one really argued with that. 11 years later it finally started to rain, by this time all the Stefender knew was sadness so she didn't even care. She noticed two young lads outside both looking like she felt. One of them had one finger in the air and the other had three fingers in the air. yes they were #1 and #3! She immediately raised 2 fingers in the air and she was released from play land! They all looked at each other and knew. It was their destiny to be.. to be.....I'm sure you know by now what they are. ha. Born in 1985 on a cold, cold day when the rain turned to ice before it could hit the ground in the middle of September, EMOTIAN grew up as many children his age did, or so he thought! His father DALLAS was an alcoholic bingo addict with a strange obsession with children's books. This forced Dallas into reliving his childhood through his son, Emotian's. His mother, GWENIE a small time lawyer, had a dream of one day winning a grammy. In there small suburban home, EMOTIAN began to show his love for music at an early age and would often be found huddled under the see-saw writing lyrics about his prosperous young life.One night, back from a day of drinking and bingo, DALLAS destroyed young EMOTIANs writing book, by using it as a beer caster, napkin, and finally, as a starter for the fire. EMOTIAN ran out in the pouring rain and did not return home for 6 whole months, in which time he lived in the local church wine seller where he learnd to play guitar and help out the priest in anyway he could. When he finally returned home on his birthday, his father told him that he was no longer part of the family and that he must once again leave his home and find a job. EMOTIAN left in a crying rage! It was on this quest that EMOTIAN met a very special women by the name of LAKREN who filed EMOTIAN with hope that he might one day be happy again, and be able to write the happiest most uplifting song in the world! They soon moved in together and would spend their afternoon's cooking, and telling each other "I love you" while listening to the most popular pop-radio stations. After a long day of playing O-Town covers on the street corner for nickels, EMOTIAN found LARKEN with another boy, some dirty punk lad who had a fake british accent and a mohawk. The rain started to fall once again. EMOTIAN took all the money in the world that he had, and bought a empty sketch book. He knew that it would be his only companion until he could find those that understood his pain and anguish. He went back to the church wine seller and wrote. While working on one song (the happy clown), EMOTIAN became so emotional that he broke down and began to cry for someone to understand him, the song was later renamed, "i'm alone in a wine cellar (green)". EMOTIAN would cry out alot, which made the priest very uneasy, he didn't want the church goers to know he was hiding a boy in the wine seller. The priest asked EMOTIAN to leave for good. He didn't know what to do, EMOTIAN would often beg or trade sexual favours for writing paper, as he once did in the church, to the people coming in and out of McDonalds. No luck, no one was as generous as the priest. The rain started to fall for the third time in EMOTIAN's life. He then saw a boy sitting all alone with one finger in the air , for some reason he stuck three fingers in the air. He saw a girl stuck in the McDonald's play land with two fingers in the air. HE knew, 1. 2..3. The rain stopped. |
